Why am I atheist?
Apr/070
well I found this pretty well, and it really sums up perfectly how I think:
check this link
Things to do before I die
Apr/072
1)Learn Languages: German(again),Swedish(guess why 
),Norwegian/Danish,Swiss-German,Greek,Indian,Japanese,Chinese,Italian,Spanish, Catalan,Polish, Russian, Hebrew, Farsi.
2)Get 2 motorcycles, a cruiser for everyday use and a track sports bike for weekend fun.
3)Get back to Judo.
4)Add Kendo to that.
5)Make the world tour on a motorcycle.
6)Finish 10 triathlons.
7)Be top 10 in at least 1.
8)Have a threesome, make that two… FFM and MMF.
9)Get a dog.
10)Do the Paris-Dakar race.
11)Cruise the US on a Harley
12)Own a Boat and live in it.
13)Visit all Continents.
14) Do humanitarian work in Africa for a year.
15)Join the mile high club.
16)Buy my parents a nice house in the country side.
17)find someone to share all this with me.
Please keep you religious habbits and hintings to yourself…
Apr/071
You know what pisses me off? People insisting on declaring their “devotion” to their God on every chance they can get.
Some examples:
1)I was driving to see some my friends (watch the insertion here) after praying in [insert religious place here], when bla bla bla happened.
2)Wanna what happened today? on my noon break, we went eating, but we went to the [religious place] first and prayed before of course (pause), and then bla bla bla happened.
Other examples hinting that I should be more religious:
1)-Why aren’t you fasting? its Ramadan you know
-(me giving them the usual answer that they already know since ever)…
- But can’t you at least try?
-…
2)-Do you know how to pray?
-Nope.
-You should Learn then…(insisting on the “should”)
-No thanks.
-You want to go to heaven, don’t you?
-Nope, Hell has all the bad and naughty girls…much better.
-…
And not forgetting the countless invitation to go pray with them as if its going to a nightclub or something…
Why don’t people understand : I AM FUCKING ATHEIST.
What kinda music do you listen to?
Apr/070
While I was listening to Metallica, I remembered something that happened with me and my first GF…
She got to my home for the first time, we were both in my room, I was pretty shy then, so she was like hey what kinda music do you listen to? and of course like most rebel kids in the 90s I used to be a total metal head (umm still am ), I had ever album that Metallica had , So of course I had to put some…
And the funny thing the first song was Garage Inc, CD1, Track 5. If you know your Metallica well you would know its: “Die Die, My Darling”
Needless to say, we didn’t last long…
Disturbing Thoughts for Men…
Apr/072
Are women biologically designed to have multiple partners?
1) Women are multi orgasmic, they do not need to rest after each orgasm like most men do.Should the second man take over at that moment?
2)Women drive men crazy, they want a sensitive guy, and a rough guy, delicate but agressive, with a lot of power but they want to have power over him too, with a lot of money but they want their financial independence, and they can never make up their minds about penis size ,well they do: size does matter.But it seems the variety is what keeps them wanting more.
3)Women reach their sexually peaks after 30 (35-40 or so), men reach it at 17/18.(is nature making a cruel joke?).
4)The biggest fantasy of married men, is to watch their women having sex with another guy (single men have the fantasy of have 2 girls at the same time instead).In fact its encoded in their genes to get pumped with testosterone when they do (which translates to 2 reactions: turned on or violent…depends on the person).Its a natural defense to more excited, sperm production peeks, so he can join in and have the most chance impregnating the woman.
5)Women tend to want muscular, manly, rugged men when they are ovulating and skinny, sensitive men when they are not. (if you can pump muscles in a few days then deflate then good for you).
So what can I deduct from this? women want an old guy with a lot of money, sensitivity, take care of her emotionally, be her best friend, AND give her the freedom to have sex with whomever she wants (ie: young muscled rugged men that can last for ever in bed).
Now, the perfect thing would be: You (yes the man reading this) are young, muscled, and can last forever in bed (learn some tantra and kamasutra), Also you are rich, have some artistic nature, sensitive, educated about women needs, open minded, and have a lot of power (outside home).Good luck with that!!!!!
Several thoughts…
Apr/071
1) Bush killed Superman: Christopher Reeves anyway,If he wasn’t so conservative and allowed more freedom for Stem Cells Research, Superman might still be alive…
2)In Lebanon you hardly see disabled people or people with mental challenges or down syndrome, it is because their parents and families try to hide them from everyone else? or in Lebanon our genes are so good?(I doubt…).
In Edinburgh, I see them all the time, walking side by side healthy people, working normally despite their disabilities, being productive like everyone else.
So what is different about Lebanon? Shame of them?
3)I wonder what would my parents do if they come to Edinburgh and see all those punk and goth people walking around with 10s of piercings , multi colored hairs,and heavy black make up. Do they know that me and my brother love the goth style? I doubt it… when they saw his piercings they freaked out, then his tattoo it was a disaster… Lucky bastard. I am too hairy to put any tattoo except on my back… will get one when I get enough money for a huge back piece.
4) Today I felt too old to be studying, enough… 4 more months and its over for me. I will not do a PHD next year. Maybe in 5 years…
5)Finally, I am back in the dating game…
6)I cannot do the triathlon in September, the triathlon is gonna be held at Ben Nevis, the high foggy mountain from my hiking trip; its 21 kms up and down.That’s not the problem, I knew its the hardest triathlon ever, the problem its so hard and they do not want anyone to participate that they have a rule which states only people with 3 and more previously accomplished triathlon races can participate.
So what I am gonna do instead is keep training to do the 3 required triathlons in a year and a half (hopefully) then participate next September in the big triathlon.
7)Can’t wait for my flu to go away, so I can back to training. 2 weeks ago I have cycled 25kms my record till now, and I am so damn proud of myself. Next step…25kms with zero resting time 
.
8)People ask me if I miss Lebanon, then they get surprised when I say not at all. I miss my family yes… but Lebanon? pfff… its good to wake up in the morning and not have to worry about the silly stuff that happens in Lebanon everyday, will I be able to drive to hamra today, or the traffic will keep next to barbar for half an hour? what time is the electricity gonna be cut today? is the Internet connection can work today?, because I need to make a research…Will I be able to drive into the street without seeing a small scooter coming the wrong way rapidly ? Will the day pass without someone making some stupid sectarian remark? Will I be able to say a hello to a girl passing in the street, just because I am passing next to her without her lifting her nose way up the air and give me the menacing look (el ja2ra)…
9)Speaking of girls, 4 years ago I used to be extremely shy even talking to a girl…any girl.Lebanese women used to strike fear in me, they have the I-am-untouchable-girl-unless-you-have-a-new-Mercedes-and-can-buy-me-dinner-at-any-place-that-I-fancy-anytime-I-want attitude (of course there are some exceptions) that changed a lot when I traveled to Europe in 2003 and saw there is nothing wrong with me.
And now in here, this is being reinforced… Sex life in Edinburgh is NORMAL. the way its suppose to be… . Well as much normal as it could be when there is some one as freaky and kinky as me .
10) I have an assignment due in 21 hours, I haven’t started yet.Others have been trying to do it for 2 weeks now… I think I am gonna finish before them.Heh…
Hotness….
Apr/071
nope, not talking about some girl….
it’s just that its… 18 degrees with 21 degrees real feel
Are there any wolves out there? awoooooooooooooooo
Apr/071
Anybody who knows his music, knows who said that line….
yep its James Hetfield, and if you don’t know who he is, you better never ever come back here ever again .
So,apparently I am gonna be one of the wolves, because this boy is going to the Metallica concert on the 8th of July in Wembley Stadium… AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… 14 years and it finally happened AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dee Dee Dee
Apr/070
I used to watch Mind of Mencia a lot, I saw entire season 1, and some of season 2…I think he is one of the funniest comedians, and all he speaks is just the truth…
check out one of his songs here
My own Company…
Apr/073
My mind has been caressed for sometime now with the thought of starting my own venture, being my own boss, taking my own risk, building everything from scratch; Since it will be an IT based company, the first thing I thought about was my friends(since most of them are geeks), I should get them to work with me…
After a long thinking and consideration, even that I trust how they work and how honest they are, working with my friends would be a big no no. In case of problems at work, the last thing I want is that it ruins our friendship…
So..no thanks
Hiking Trip
Apr/072
Four weeks ago, my flat mates and I decided to go on a hiking trip in Easter vacation.It was suppose to be a very sunny relaxing 4 days, the weather should have been hot, the hiking easy (according to my flatmate) and we do not need much preparation.And boy we were so wrong, Spring in Scotland is unpredictable as its winter, you see 4 or 5 different weathers in a day, so here is what happened with as much details as possible without boring the sh**t out of you.
Thursday April 5:
Last minute preparations: buying hiking pants, buying hiking shoes , withdraw cash, get ID papers, some food and water and light clothes (t-shirts and 1 fleece jacket..which was suppose to be enough).
We went out of Edinburgh at around 7 pm heading to Pitlochry(me, Julien,Shwang) and we arrived there at around 9 pm where we met the 4th member of our little expedition: Lucas.
A bit of info about the four of us:
Me: Lebanese, haven’t hiked for 7 years, on a strict diet to lose weight gained from all these years sitting 14 hours behind the computer.
Julien: French, dedicated athlete who trains 2 to 3 hours a day.
Lucas: Swiss, and like all swiss has to go training with the army every year for 3 months, so also fit.
Shwang: Chinese, he is better than me, he eats healthier, he runs and takes care of himself.
The guys when we arrived at the hostel of Pitlochry, started cooking the food we got the day before in preparation and since I am really bad at cooking, I cleaned everything after we finished eating.
Then we headed to our rooms and slept, well they slept… I didn’t sleep for 10 mins. Shwang and another guy snored like hell…
Friday April 6 2007:
They woke up, I got up of bed cursing and pissed off, we started preparing some food…I didn’t eat enough.We put everything in the car and went at the base of the valley ,took our stuff and started ascending…unfortunately I do not have any pictures of Pitlochry’s hike, the weather was pretty bad, I was without energy(didn’t eat enough nor slept), and my stupid t-shirt and fleece jacket were obviously not enough; in other words I didn’t enjoy it at all…
When we get back, we went to to the city center and I bought some proper windproof, water proof, warm breathable jacket.
We drove to our next stop Aviemore where we got some food and headed to our next destination Cairngorm where we cooked, drank and stayed the night.(I slept better there from exhaustion
Saturday April 7 2007:
This time I ate better, I was better equipped, I had more food in my bag, and my new jacket worked pretty good, it was a short walk around 3 hours, where me and Shwang got separated from Julien and Lucas because they went on a harder climb and we were suppose to meet them but they never showed up.
We waited for like 45 mins, until we decided to go back to the car, get lighter and go and try to search for them and if necessary get rescue because we feared that something bad happened to them, anyway when we reached there and we were preparing coming back we saw them coming.
Here are some pictures.
and here is the way that Julien and Lucas decided to go.
We drove to Fort Wiliam where we did the usual cooking, drinking and sleeping in preparation to the next day…
Sunday April 8 2007:
The hardest hike that we are supposed to do is this one, in Fort William on the Mountain called Ben Nevis, the highest mountain in the UK and one of the hardest to hike.
Just a quick previews to tell you what was awaiting us written on some boards at the beginning of the trail but we missed because of the excitement we felt…
scary…
what we didn’t have…
we saw this pamphlet when we returned…
It was targeted for the climb in summer… add to those crampers and walking sticks then you would be equipped…
Anyway what we saw from below is this and only this…
notice that the top of the mountain is not visible due to heavy heavy fog.
We started the climb, it was one of the steepest path that I have ever been on, I had no energy , I was overheating because I wore too much clothes too soon (bought a thermal too in Aviemore just for this day), My finger was hurting (did I mention that I cut it badly with the new swiss knife that I bought in Aviemore with the thermal?), and apparently I was getting sick (I am sick while writing this).
The guys started going farther and farther away from me, so instead of trying to catch up I instead went on a very slow pace keeping company of the other hikers and talking to them for a while before they pass me ( I knew half of the people around the mountain)…
Here are some pics around half way up…notice how far it was from the road below.
The top from around 3/5 of the way…
The Dangerous Path full of rocks starting 2/5 of the way…
Anyway when I reached around 4/5 of the way, I saw my flatmates going down and they told me going up with our equipments is out of the question, visibility is almost none, the snow was very deep, and it was way below freezing point so we got back slowly feeling defeated…hearing The Ben laughing at us in the background…(fucker…)
We went to another hostel, we ate, and slept this time more than usual…
Monday April 9 2007:
We took a different route while going back, passing thru Glencoe and Sterling here are some pics of the road.
A pic in Sterling…
Tuesday April 10 2007…
Writing this, with a snotty nose, headache, overheating (fever playing), dead tired and I should start studying soon because my finals are getting near…
To see all the pictures in proper format and bigger resolution click here
Ben… See you in June Fucker…
Adventurous Tongue
Apr/070
So I was talking with this girl about my tongue, because she saw how big it is and I have this habit to end a lot of phrases with a “:P” when making a joke.
So I was like yeah I am proud of my tongue, its my joy and pride…she corrected it by saying “Pride and Joy”…
so I was yeah yeah and i started saying some famous quotes but tonguating them .
like: “Going boldly where no tongue has gone before” (startrek)
and when I reached: “Its a small lick for (a) tongue, a giant lick for tongue kind”.
She was like: “To the moon?”
My answer was: “Moons are nice, but they have to be clean…”
Weird Dream
Apr/070
One of the weirdest dreams that I had so far, the entire dream is a bit incoherent because I don’t remember every detail anyway here it goes.
For some reason I was in a parking in Edinburgh inside my (sold) mercedes, same mercedes not opposite sides, but the roads were like in the UK. I was trying to drive and for some reason I always ended up driving on the wrong side of the road(right side for us) and I almost hit other cars so I return to the parking, then I talk to this old woman a bit and I tell her why i can’t drive correctly, then I decide to try again and this time I go on the right side of the road, i feel weird because everything is inverted, and seems the parking was next to AUST ( the edinburgh branch…go figure) and it was even on a curved road exactly like AUST Lebanon, but the difference is that instead of hotel dieu and some bridges I could see a long road between rocky moutains, and while driving rocks were falling from the moutains and I was trying to evade them at the same time trying to evade the traffic because everything is inverse, and I reached a place where the road was completely blocked by fallen rocks so I had to go offroad and drive over huge rocks with my mercedes, which btw before you say its impossible… I have done that in real life (mercedes 300E 1990 is a tank )..
And then the dream ended, maybe…or I just forgot the rest…bleh.
and no its no april fool..
Lebanon in May
Apr/071
I am going to Lebanon between the 19th to the 31st of may.
not 100% sure but its very probable.
see you then .
Finished Uni
Apr/070
Yesterday I finished my final assignments, I do not have any more courses to attend so basically I will never attend any courses ever again, all I have are finals and my thesis .
So you can expect me to start updating all my blogs again .
I had a damn tough 2 months .
Profile Pictures
Apr/070
Whether its for msn messenger, yahoo messenger, google talk, myspace, facebook for any web application that has a profile pic , people are just funny.
Men usually strike either funny poses, pictures doing something interesting, or for some reason angry poses.
As for women generally you have two kind of women.
1)women who think themselves beautiful, which is mirrored by all the model like poses while making suggestive hot curves with their bodies and pouting their lips.
2)women who think they’re ugly, and what they do post are pictures which makes them really ugly (even if they weren’t ugly in reality), pictures that do not relate to them but somehow describes how they perceive themselves, and the worse pictures kind of all posting a pic of them with a very hot girl to attract guys just enough to reveal their “secret”…
I am usually posting pics of myself in the funny poses category, most of the time with my tongue dangling out of my mouth. Did I ever say that I am damn proud of that tongue ?
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