The stupid high status of virginity…
Jun/090
I never ever understood some men who would only marry a virgin specially if they have been fucking around for a long time(if they are both virgins, then its fine its just their convictions then), I mean if they considering getting de-flowered (yeah stupid term) evil , bad, dirty, or what ever, then why would they want to do that themselves? it means that they are total sadistic assholes wanting to be the only person doing the “ruining”…
weirdos…
Theme Question
Jun/091
Is the white font on black background bothering people?
do I revert back to black on white instead?
update: Back to the default theme for a while, until I find another suitable theme…
update 2: like ?
Retards…
Jun/098
For every retard who has been following the same path for the last few decades, following the same people, being blind to every thing happening around them.
For every retard that accepts things as they are, vote for the same people again and again.
For every retard who knows only how to follow, follow a color, follow a retarded criminal leader.
For every retard that ruined Lebanon and made it unbareable to live there.
For every retard who is happy with the way its going in Lebanon and think that there is nothing wrong in this country, and every person who doesn’t like the way it is just weird or worse.
For you dear retards, watch this movie… hopefully it will snatch you out of your retardation…
Retard…
Jun/091
One of my good friends works in an IT company in charge of several employees and today he pasted something for me because he was so frustrated by a reply he got.
The following is his irc chat log and I changed his nickname, and the address details and country but leaving the important thing…
15:55 < Frustrated> oy
15:56 < Frustrated> I sent our a form to be filled out by employees, here’s how
it goes:
15:56 < Frustrated> 1. Street: Pleasance Street
15:56 < Frustrated> 2. POBOX: 48292012
15:56 < Frustrated> 3. Zip Code: 490239032
15:56 < Frustrated> 4. City: New York
15:57 < Frustrated> 4. State: Married
15:57 < Frustrated> 5. Country: United States
15:57 < Frustrated> –
15:57 < Frustrated> logical ey?
15:57 < Frustrated> State _Married_
15:57 < Frustrated> ffs
Some people are complete retards…
RSS Reader Request
May/090
So I am doing a small project to get back in shape: an Rss Reader.
Since most of you use some kind of Reader like google reader, what kind of features you all use? and what do you feel its missing?
Black Heaven
May/093
So been watching a short 13 episodes anime series called Black Heaven, and I just love it.
It is not your typical anime where its all about goofiness, super powers, flying stuff or what ever. Actually the subject is a very deep subject about reality that crushes dreams, how life becomes more mundane, hitting the routines while your mind still trying to live in the dream.
Of course it has anime features like damn sexy aliens, but that’s not the points, they are like a metaphor and they just help the plot.
If you are a teen, you won’t enjoy this, if you are in your early 20s you won’t enjoy this, but if you like rock, guitars, and you are over 26/27 you will appreciate this anime alot.
I give it a 5 stars.
Mashed Potatoes
May/091
So was in the mood for mashed potatoes, but really hating peeling the potatoes.My urge for food was bigger than my Laziness, so I peeled a few, cut them into small pieces, put them in the food processor, added the oil, and started it.
it wasn’t getting mashed properly and i was wondering why, did you notice what was missing in the sequence I wrote above?
I forgot to cook them….
yep I am stupid…
Testing Code Highlighting on Wordpress
May/092
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | function calculateDuration($start,$end) { $calstart = strtotime($start); $calend = strtotime($end); $diff = $calend - $calstart; $relative = $diff / 3600 ; return $relative; } |
After pasting, noticed that this is not efficient, I can remove 3 variables and it can still look fine.
but at the moment, its easier to read.
Bleh couldn’t leave it.
the better code.
Our Purpose…
May/090
A few hundreds thousands years ago, an Alien species predicted the death of their planet when it gets swallowed by a moving black hole; they needed an escape plan.
They discovered a planet some hundreds light years away that had the perfect distance from a star, but the environment wasn’t suitable for them, and the surface didn’t get enough much needed radiation from their star since it was shielded. Since they were a lazy specie, they decide to let someone else do their job. So they asked their computer to create a destructive, agressive, stupid species that can be implemented on earth and its sole job is to destroy that planet , change the atmosphere from Oxygen saturated to a hot, Carbon and Sulphur saturated, microwaved surface. So the Human species is born.
Our creators are pretty impressed, we are doing an excellent job and surpassing their expecations, they might move in a 100 years or so.
Cleaning up the blog
May/090
I am going to do some cleanups on this blog, basically regarding categories and tags.
Its going to take time, so classifications might be messed up for a few days while I finish it.
New Age Programming…
May/097
So been coming back to the programming world slowly, and discovering what I have been missing: Updating my knowledge of new techniques, new tools, new IDEs, new testing methods ,etc.
One thing that I have noticed looking at code around for the past few years,programmers do not know how to program any more: The time where complexity (O(n)), clean code, commented code, documented code,and beautiful code matter seems to be gone to no return.
I am seeing disaster programming in mainstream applications, but it works, it just does. It can be faster, cleaner and better, but people nowadays just don’t care. They want code spurted out as soon as possible, so they can release it to gain money, fame, grade, and recognition.
Programmers spurt more than a 1000 lines of code a day now some reaching 2000+, which 10 years ago was seen as something amazing, and only a genius can do that. I can average like 200 lines of code on a good day, and that’s damn slow to today’s standards. I know my 200 lines are a much better quality than those 1000 lines spurts, and I am really usually proud of those 200 lines; the problem is, no body cares any more!
For the industry I am just a damn slow programmer, and time is money. Efficient code is not needed, computers are damn powerful now that makes my way of thinking obsolete.
In other word, crappy code is the standard today and it doesn’t really matter.Its so damn frustrating…
Questions for the Geeks
May/093
1)What Languages you program in? (and what compiler?)
2)What OS do you use?
3)What IDE do you use?
4)What Version Control do you use?
5)What Backup Solutions do you use?
6)What unit testing do you use?
I recently got back to the programming world, and I am trying to catch up with what I missed.
Lets just say my knowledge and techniques are kinda obsolete. I do things from scratch I care al ot about O(n),and I care a lot about every single byte and variable.
Which seems that nowadays, no body cares, everybody wants things to be done immediately, and computers are so powerful that no body cares about these things anymore.
On top of that, there are IDEs, Frameworks, and Snippets Generators that help with much faster programming.
Basically kinda learning from scratch…
Lebanese Internet Media
May/095
There are alot of Lebanese websites that I visit daily to get my compulsary updates of Lebanon. I visit several sites from opposing political points of views, just to see what each side has to say, then I try to take what’s common, most probably true, and what is different, which means it needs further looking up into; check inconsistency , holes, and previous news to see if its continuous or fishy.
One thing is common to all Lebanese media sites: visually, THEY SUCK.
They have great graphic designers, but very very very bad web designers and publishers. On most sites you see amazing pictures, banners, logos and what not; but regarding the total design, its crap, its cluttered, its full of advertisements that have nothing to do with what I am reading(meet muslim women from Lebanon as an example while reading some sinister news), flashing pictures, endless pages where I have to scroll down to reach the end, several columns, impossible navigation, and totally crap experience generally.
Its like a metaphor of Lebanon, if you focus on a few parts they are amazing, but as a whole its total crap, nothing works as it should, too chaotic, too flashy, too money oriented.
Bleh…
Denying my origin…
May/094
All my friends and recurrent blog readers (all 20 of them) know that I am highly sensitive about my origin, and that I refuse to be called Arab(if you are new check previous posts). I love when people try to convince me otherwise by saying we have an Arabic culture (as Arabic as Greeks, I say…), but the most funny thing is when they dare to say that I am denying my origin (inkor asleh).
So this is a reply for them, how on earth I am denying my origin? Every Lebanese who says that we Arab is the one who is denying his origin. Not until the Taef agreement that we amended the Arabic adjectif to the constitution, mainly for political reasons (hey they were in taef after all, in the one of the few countries that I can call Arab). The people who say we are arabs, are denying thousands of years of culture and identity that were in Lebanon before any Arab stepped (read: invaded) into Lebanon. I will continue more about this into more details when I resume the “Pissing Everyone Off” series.
For now, I am sticking to my origins, Lebanese Arab wannabes…
Caffeine…
Apr/091
You know you had too much caffeine and lack of sleep when a friend tells you that he went to a karaoke pub, and you read karaoke as bukkake.
Self appointed Elites…
Apr/091
Self appointed Elites are people who think they are born Elites, more majestic than anyone else, born to do great deeds.There are special conditions to be born Elite, on top of being born to a family of Elites (From both of sides, or you would be only looked down upon from the Elites), you have to follow certain rules and certain traditions that are completely illogical and meaningless for non-Elites, but only Elites understand them simply because of their superiority.
Everybody hates Elites, not because they were treating the non-elites badly, but because they live only together, they don’t allow non-elites to mix with them, they hide everything from non-elites, they do not trust non-elites, they do not marry non-elites, they think that non-elites traditions are stupid and illogical, and they make such extreme rules for accepting non-elites into their group , test them, poke them, making their life miserable by making them follow rules that only a small minority of them bother to do.
But Elites still don’t know why non-elites hate them…
Confusing potatoes…
Apr/093
[20:23:01] Kodder: oh well
[20:23:02] Kodder: 
[20:24:16] Kodder: put the meat back in the fridge
[20:24:22] Kodder: in the mood for some potatoes
[20:24:39] Lucy: oooh yummeh
[20:24:41] Kodder: yep
[20:24:46] Lucy: i had pizza earlier
[20:24:47] Kodder: got those frozen oven ones
[20:25:01] Lucy: ….frozen oven potatoes?
[20:25:05] Kodder: yep
[20:25:11] Lucy: …like chips you mean?
[20:25:15] Kodder: yeah
[20:25:16] Kodder: lol
[20:25:20] Lucy: good
[20:25:25] Lucy: got so confused then
[20:25:41] Kodder: still dont have the habit of calling them chips
[20:25:47] Kodder: they all potatoes to me.
[20:33:54] Lucy: hahaha
[20:34:01] Kodder: 
[20:34:16] Kodder: well they are
[20:34:19] Lucy: true
[20:35:19] Kodder: had to go the check the bag
[20:35:22] Kodder: yep : oven chips
[20:35:23] Kodder:
[20:35:32] Kodder: so what’s the difference?
[20:35:44] Lucy: between potatoes and chips?
[20:35:48] Kodder: yeah
[20:35:52] Kodder: just the shape?
[20:35:59] Lucy: potatoes are like the whole potato i guess
[20:36:04] Kodder: okie hehe
[20:36:07] Lucy: you know. no-one has ever asked me this before
[20:36:09] Lucy: wait
[20:36:12] Kodder: lol
[20:36:14] Lucy: you don’t call crisps chips do you?
[20:36:18] Kodder: yep we do
[20:36:25] Kodder: crips and chips
[20:36:28] Kodder: chips are fries
[20:36:37] Lucy: no i mean
[20:36:40] Kodder: and we have baked potatoes
[20:36:44] Lucy: crisps potatos
[20:36:45] Lucy: i mistyped it
[20:36:51] Kodder: no I call them chips
[20:37:09] Kodder: american terminology
[20:37:09] Lucy: so why do you call chips/fries potatoes?
[20:37:28] Kodder: coz they are fried
[20:37:33] Lucy: no i know
[20:37:39] Lucy: i get why you call them fries
[20:37:46] Lucy: but why do you call the things you have there potatoes?
[20:37:52] Kodder: lol
[20:37:56] Kodder: this is sooo confusing
[20:37:56] Kodder: lol
[20:37:59] Lucy: i know!
[20:38:01] Lucy: let’s stop it now
[20:38:01] Lucy: my brain hurts
[20:38:03] Kodder: yep
[20:38:05] Kodder: hahah
[20:38:18] Kodder: I am soooo saving this and posting on my blog…
[20:38:21] Kodder: will change your name.
[20:38:30] Kodder: to protect privacy
Nezoone: funny crazy girl :P
Apr/090
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