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I lost a hero yesterday… RIP George Carlin.

I was putting on my clothes today fast so I can join a friend of mine in the pub to watch holland vs italy’s game on big screens while we drink beer, and jut before I leave I start hearing someone shouting:HELLO! Anybody there??!!! Wissam??!!!!.

It was weird, the voice sounded muffeled, far, I tried to track the voice, but couldn’t, I checked the windows, maybe someone screaming to me from outside, and suddenly I realised that the sound is coming from my pants!!!! Gahh, I got scared!! my penis wants to talk!!!! I have been trying to avoid that for years, how can I explain all the abuse, the beating, the strangeling, shoving him into dark moist places!!! I wanted to hide!

Thanfully it was just my friend, while I tied my shoe laces, apparently the phone dialed the last number called…

The people who know me know that I am highly allergic for two things, some strong smells(like lots of perfum) and stupidity. Well not allergic for the former because it only makes me sneeze a lot.

Yesterday I had a severe allergic reaction to one of the most stupid conversation that I ever had with anyone and that includes sectarians, racist and all sort of stupid people that I met in my life.

So I was talking to a “friend” on msn (who is now blocked, deleted and out of my life, since I cannot tolerate such amount of stupidity), she was complaining about her PC which is crashing all the time so she had to use her father’s computer, so I told her to buy a Mac, she said they are rubbish(first stupidity :P), after I explained why Macs are better. (which now I highly doubt that anything got through her mind), she asked me if I have a Mac, I answered that I don’t unfortunately because I can’t afford one, and the current laptop that I am using was bought for cheap.

So now comes the second stupidity that I ever heard, sell the laptop and get with the money a mac, I thought she was joking at first.I asked her if she is joking, she denied it.She was really serious, she wanted me to sell the laptop to get a mac. It wasn’t the first time we had a conversation that goes no where, (which now I was wondering why I kept her on my MSN list in the first place).I tried to explain that I cannot buy a mac with the money sold of a used computer which I bought cheaply in the first place because I did not afford a mac.So what was her answer? sell your laptop for profit!.

Sell you laptop for profit!!!!! I couldn’t believe my eyes on what I was reading, sell my used laptop for profit, yeah I am repeating it again. not only that sell my computer for profit, enough profit that I could get a mac!!!!! And what her reason behind this logic? that’s how business works.After all she saw it on TV, people sell old stuff for lots of money, and what are those stuff they sell? Antiques she answered.

When I told her, that if I sell my used computer for more money than I bought it new, I would be a thief selling to an idiot.She said that’s only an opinion.That’s business.

At the point, I said goodbye, I blocked her, deleted her and out of my life…

Please comment, on this, don’t hold back. I am really interested to see your opinions about this :P.

PS: sorry for the excessive typos, my allergic reaction is still here.

PS2: Forgot also that she even suggested that I could sell it to a friend…

Something weird is going in Lebanon…

As most of you Facebook users know that the fastest way to know the general feeling of lebanese population is having a quick glance at their status;

A few days ago, the status were agressive, each taking a side, insulting the others with the nastiest words (animals, traitors, barbarians etc.), people created groups to insult the others, friends were seperating and sort of becoming enemies…

Today? the same Lebanese that were taking sides and not buldging , united in one thought: Hope the plane that has the “leaders” on crash/go to hell/burn/ explode etc.

Are the people waking up? or what? or maybe they were taking sides because of peer pressure? (yeah stupid idea, I know…or maybe not)

So I intended to start fixing the typos on all the posts in here , since if you know how I write it each post it wouldn’t be a surpise. Basically I get an idea my head, log in write it as fast as possible (usually in under 5 mins) and publish it, no grammar checking, no spell check no nothing…

So Today, I thought okay lets do this , it has to be done, so went to the archive to see where to start, since I did that like a year ago for my old posts, and I landed on the post of things to do before I die…. and I got very very angry at myself, from the list I put, I have not done anything or worked on doing anything…well except day dreaming about motorcycles every single minute of the day, and I realise that the reason for that is I still don’t have a paying job, most things in that list needs me to have money…

Disapointing…

Some of my friends asked me why the abundance of atheistic and anti-religion posts in here…so here is my answer for everybody.

Lebanon has been in trouble for a while now, sectarianism is rocketting, and I see lots of my friends taking sectarian sides, and from the people who are not taking sides, they just lost the will to think and completely submitted to religion.Their lives now are revolving about a god, every word every sentence every action is about religion.Which frankly pisses me off.

I just hate quitters, people who instead of trying do things in life, they just sit in the corner, take a damn book as an excuse for not doing anything and relying on some imaginary supreme being to save them.

just my 0.02

A Moderate Religious Person is a person who does not follow his Religion to its full extent…

I just knew that the “government” decided to force all pubs in beirut closing at 11:30 pm on weekdays and 1 am on weekends, excellent!

Way to go “govvyyyy”, take what Lebanon is famous of, its nightlife, and kill it.

Dear “govvyy”

I need to tell you a few things, I have been living in Scotland for a year and a half now, and one of the worse things about the nightlife in here, is that pubs have to close at 1 am, and nightclubs at 3 am.So when europeans come to Lebanon and see that the pubs and nightclubs don’t close until the last person leaves, they fuckin LOVE it.

Since dear “govvyyy” you are so new about governing, since you were always lead …, I mean still lead, Lebanon’s main income comes from tourism, around 70% if I remember correctly my primary school geography, oh no sorry, that’s the whole services sector.Anyway, tourism consists in Lebanon consists basically of, Nature tourism to see our green Lebanon(umm the few patches that are cut off and with a few hundreds of thousands of cluster bombs, thanks southern neighborgh), to see our beautiful culture (divided by sectarianism at the moment), our great beaches( polluted, polluted and with a huge patch of oil again thanks southern neighborgh, not visible anymore but its still there), our great services (yep with the inflation everybody goes to Dubai instead), our food (good, at least that’s intact), our historical monuments and history in general (pre 1975 preservered more or less well, minus some damage to baalbeck from july 2006, thanks to southern neighborgh of course, after 1975 we got lots of versions), and last but not least our great nightlife,(which was pretty much the best thing in the whole area, every single foreigner LOVES it).

And now!!!! you dear “govvyyy” want to destroy that too? what can I say? I mean it starts with this, then next they close everything, after that inforce veils as well… anything else?

I understand the gemmayze residents want to sleep, so instead of shutting down 14 pubs, and inforce this ridiculous time limit, be more reasonable and in force something called soundproofing , yeah it does exist!!! I am not lying , I swear!!!!

oh and also make some law about parking, I mean there are parking meters everywhere, start with zoning laws, gemmayze citizens get some card where they can display it on their car screens and they can park anywhere they want, but visitors have so limited spaces.And fine people who sing and yell in the streets.

Finito!!!!!

thank you for listenning “govvyyy”… I am probably hallucinating…

Update: Curfew dropped. yay!

(I think Mr Sarkis listened to me :P)

If you read a lot about one religion you become fundamentalist, but if you read alot about all religions you become atheist.

So been a few months that everyone is flexing muscles in the middle east, Iran a few months ago, US with the Cole Khara a few weeks ago, Israel and Syria at the moment.

they are all flexing muscles and getting ready for a big war, intructing their military, civilians and hospitals what to do, providing bomb shelters and precautions.

And what is our government doing? (since obviously Lebanon is going to be in the middle of it), oh nothing much just trying to find plans on how to defeat the opposition while the average citizens doesn’t even have a bomb shelter to go to in case the war starts.

Thank you Government of thiefs.

Mr Geagea, Mr Jumblat… could you both predict 1 billion dollars for me.

thank you :).

Since the beginning of time everything that is unknown is assosiated with gods; if its raining, then its god of rain that won the day, if its sunny then god of sun kicked the god of rain’s ass and dominated the day, until both of them got kicked by god of night, and the loop continues…

A few thousand years later, a few dozain gods are replaced by one god instead, humans have scientists now, they know a lot of new stuff, the amount of unknown is much less, so 1 god is enough for them.

Current times, you rarely see people who are still extremely religious, excluding the new born christians in the US and some super exploding musclims , most people now just believe that there is a god that protects them, but they most of them do not think that when there is hurricane then he is angry or in a bad mood, then she just assosiate it with natural phenomenas.Believing in a god now is just a matter of comfort, because if any person bothered to read some books more than his bible or koraan they would know that there is no god. Reading about all the different religions over time and how each religion steals from a previous and neighboring religions, add some salt/pepper cook it a bit more would be proof enough. But I guess most people just want some assurance that somebody is watching over them and that’s all this praying and being “good” religion wise is not gone for nothing and they will be rewarded later when they die.

Future time? I just hope that religion and its mean of controlling humans and make them walking zombie disappear completely, its just a way to restrict how much people are capable of doing by giving them all the guidance they need, closing their minds, stop them from asking and researching.

Good luck!

how long on average does it take for people to get engaged then get married after they start the relationship.

I know it depends on people, just wondering the average….

thanks.

2 days ago, while drinking in a pub, I had some idea to write on the blog, and I was very excited, because I felt it was great.

yesterday, I forgot what I wanted to write… and its frustrating me, the big question is, did I feel it was a great idea because I had so much alcohol in my system?

What happens when a bunch or Iranians, Lebanese, Israeli, Americans,and Syrians are found in the same room?

They dance all night long on Mediterranean music…