Server going down
Oct/092
The server that I am hosting this on, is having having hardware trouble. I might move it to my server, but that will have some downtime to move the domain name.
Or just ride with it, until the server ’s hard disk is changed, and it will also have some downtime. Anyway everything is getting backed up on my server.
Uniqueness ?
Oct/092
Friend: I have a hole in my ass that proves how hard it is to manage matlab enterprise!
Me: Everybody has a hole in their ass…
For all Bikers, and stupid Drivers…
Sep/090
Don’t know the original author, but here goes.
I saw you hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
But you didn’t see me put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate last Sunday.I saw you pull your child closer when we passed each other on the sidewalk.
But you didn’t see me playing Santa at the local mall.I saw you change your mind about going into the restaurant.
But you didn’t see me attending a meeting to raise more money for the hurricane relief.I saw you roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.
But you didn’t see me riding behind you when you flicked your cigarette butt out the car window.I saw you frown at me when I smiled at your children.
But you didn’t see me when I took time off from work to run toys to the homeless.I saw you stare at my long hair.
But you didn’t see me and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of Love.I saw you roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.
But you didn’t see me and my brothers donate our old ones to those that had none.I saw you look in fright at my tattoos.
But you didn’t see me cry as my children were born and have their name written over and in my heart.I saw you change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
But you didn’t see me going home to be with my family.I saw you complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
But you didn’t see me when you were changing the CD and drifted into my lane.I saw you yelling at your kids in the car.
But you didn’t see me pat my child’s hands knowing he was safe behind me.I saw you reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
But you didn’t see me squeeze my wife’s leg when she told me to take the next turn.I saw you race down the road in the rain.
But you didn’t see me get soaked to the skin so my son could have the car to go on his date.I saw you run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
But you didn’t see me trying to turn right.I saw you cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
But you didn’t see me leave the road.I saw you waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
But you didn’t see me. I wasn’t there.I saw you go home to your family.
But you didn’t see me.Because I died that day you cut me off.
I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family.
But you didn’t see me.
Dear Drivers, don’t be stupid, watch for bikers…
Female Charm doesn't always work!
Sep/090
So today me and a group of friends were going to a dinner at another friend’s place and we had to take the train because its half an hour from Edinburgh.
We had to wait for someone so we split the group, half left and the other waited for her. The host told us that we don’t have to wait for the other train in half hour, instead take another train to a nearby village and then they will pick us up, it won’t matter because the cost is the same and the ticket guy wont mind.
I wasn’t liking it very much , so the girls ( the 4 left were me and 3 lovely girls) told me oh just sit when the ticket guy comes in, don’t say anything and we will use our female charm to fix everything.
We sat down, I couldn’t sit next to them (no space), so I sat on the other side of the aisle.
Just 5 mins before we arrive at our destination the guy came in asking for tickets, the row in front of me didn’t have any and bought them on the fly, while he was fixing them the tickets, I flashed him my ticket and he said okay.But when he reached the girls, the charm didn’t work, he made them pay 80p each which is like $1.10 or something, it was hilarious , I was looking at the girls behind the guy’s shoulder and grinning!
Priceless 
Be Pretty , Baby!
Sep/095
Check what the fucking lebanese are doing there.
Leave it for the Lebanese people to be one of the most disgusting , retarded people on earth. Yep, rob those babies from their innocence, good call!
5 years olds???Those parents shouldn’t have had kids in the first place, they should have been neutered and not every allowed to have kids ever!
Mother fuckers! What are they doing? prepare them for a paedophilia ring? or maybe just prepare them to be pretty, shut up and be the future wives of the macho men from the east that come every summer to pick up beautiful brides that would look great next to their million dollar car. Of course only in their garage…
Fucking Lebanese and their shallowness and their idiocy , What the fuck is that? People in the entire world are finding ways to empower women, to put her more in high political positions, parents are teacheing their daughters how to be stronger and take shit from no body! Except Lebanese!
Parents: Baby, be pretty ok? shut up ok? we will find you a nice rich husband. You just stand in the corner and pout! Its okay he might be 40 years older than you, but its okay, you still have your whole life ahead…
And people wonder why I hate stepping foot in Lebanon!
Update: On the other hand this is cool, that’s what women should do!
I.
Business… :P
Aug/090
12:30 < Friend> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjE0Kdfos4Y
12:30 < Friend> must see
12:31 < Friend> till the end
12:34 < Me> wtf???
12:35 < Me> I can imagine lots of uses…
12:35 < Me> put a bird next to an orgy
12:35 < Me> let it learn
12:35 < Me> lol
12:35 < Friend> ok i knew you would suggest something like that
12:36 < Friend> now imagine we buy like 20 of those birds, and run a phone
sex business
12:36 < Friend> fuckin amazing
12:36 < Me> LOL
The Power of God!
Aug/090
-You should believe in god.
-Why should?
-Because that is the right thing to do.
-For you, maybe, but not for me. I decline thanks
-How can you not believe in god eh?? that’s so stupid.
-Look dude, you believe that god is all powerful , right?
-Right, infinite power.
-right… and you believe that god created everything to his own will, right?
-Of COURSE! anybody who can’t see that is an idiot!
-Okay then, god created me atheist, I am sorry its the will of god! you can’t tell me to believe in god since god himself created me atheist! who the heck are you to defy god’s will?!
-ummm…ummm… umm..
-yep !
hehe
Aug/092
me: my old laptop died
Sent at 10:36 PM on Wednesday
Friend: hmm not good
me: yep
sux
Friend: that was your only pc there?
me: obviously not…
When will the world do something?
Aug/091
Everybody “is/expected to be/think themselves as” a programmer
Jul/096
A friend of mine who will remain anonymous (no need for her to get fired) was telling me how her boss asked her to learn a programming language, a web framework so she can be able to do web programming which implicitly require her to learn databases design and query language. No problem here if she is a computer scientist, but she is a graphic designer. His reasoning is that its very easy, and they should learn everything.
Great, programmers go to university for 4 years learning logic, programming software engineering; endless sleepless nights and skiped parties and people think that our job can be learned in a matter of a few hours. No wonder no body understands; when they require a web programming and they get an estimate of several thousands dollars they get shocked ,and think a web application costs like $50 at best (including design and hosting).
Some people need electric poles up their asses…
Babies…
Jul/090
Getting babies: 5 years of shit, and 5 extra years of crying, then 10 years of rebelion and finally they leave…
The Saudization of Lebanon
Jul/095
Palm trees, palm trees, palm trees; Beirut is full of new palm trees. Tall, ugly poles with a bit of “green” on top, nothing says saudization more than a palm tree…
Everywhere you go in Beirut, you see signs of saudizations just to make our dear Saudis feel right at home. From Rawda cafe banning alcohol (kicking out decades old tradition of artists and leftists gathering there), to the constant increase of saudi-catering-hotels (and by catering I mean, the extra services of bringing prostitutes to our dear tourists).
Do you know the kind of reputation Lebanon has in the Gulf? It’s a place where prostitution is everywhere, where all women can be bought.Saudis come here to fuck and drink! that’s about it! Do they go to Baalbeck? no! do they go to Anjar? no! do they go to see Jeita Grotto?? no!!! They come to spend money in nightclubs, supernight clubs and to fuck women!!!!
Our great tourism reduced to alcohol and prostitution! Lebanon the jewel of the middle east, the Paris of the east is no more than a fuck-hole for those fat saudis who haven’t worked a single day in their lives, and just happen to be born wealthy, come here to fuck!!!
Lebanon who used to be known as the country of services and tourism, is no longer that! Dubai stole the business away while our dear warlords are fighting between each others! Bahrain stole our F1 circuit while our dear warlords fighting on how to divide the profit, and our greenerie is being torn apart to make way for more nightlife related stuff, which the only sector that is booming and still functionning because its the only sector where saudis spend their money on.No proper communication services, no proper electricity, no proper traffic laws, quality of services is damn low, shopping for anything is damn expensive, electronics are double the price than anywhere else, variety is gone, and my dear dear gymmayzeh became a new monot instead of what used to be a cool, bohemian street…
Just go look at the coast: buildings, buildings, buildings everywhere! Look at the front of the mountains, 5 years ago they were green! now its full of hotels !!!! Wake up damn it! the money only goes to a tiny portion of the Lebanese society, pubs/nightclubs/hotels owners! Not even car rental companies get money out of them since they get their monsters of SUVS and million dollars cars with them.
We are destroying our culture just to provide for those retards and make them feel at home! NEWS FLASH: Traveling is to see new cultures!
Idiots…
Spooning
Jul/091
So yesterday at like 2 am sleepless sitting in bed, decided to turn on the TV.While I was flipping between channels I landed on the E! channel which had a show about celebrities in swimsuit. What can I say… I just love bikinis .
I continued watching, and to please the female audience they had to show some males in swimsuits, so one of them was Jake Gyllenhaal and as an introduction they listed a few things he did and one of them “spooning with Heath Ledger”, which was translated in the Arabic subtitles as “tanawala el ta3am ma3a Heath Ledger” (he had food with Heath Ledger)…
yep… retardation at its best…
Old Computers
Jul/091
Got 3 very old computers (1 complete, 2 no)
one I know is a PIII 550, the forgot what the other two are and too lazy to put them together to check what the heck they are.
Do you know anyone that takes old computers in Beirut and can do something useful with them?
Lovely Wedding
Jul/092
So I am in Lebanon, came earlier than usual just to attend one of my closest friend’s weddings, and I did not regret it at all.
It’s the best wedding I attended, Spanish theme, Spanish music, and fun fun couple. For once I loved going to a wedding, it was different, refreshing, extremely well designed and nontraditional.
Weddings in Lebanon lately were all about who can spend the most money, and who can have a bigger version of the same traditional style: dabke, same music, same make up, similar dresses, similar flowers arrangement, similar traditions…BORING!!!!
Weddings are a thing if done right, only done once 
so why on earth would you want something different than your personality? why would you want to do the same things that everybody else has done?
Kudos to Racha and Karim, hope they have a long happy life together 
. Alf Mabrook !!!!
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